Friday, March 13, 2026

Jason Takes Manhattan: An Ambitious Misstep in the Friday the 13th Saga

Released in 1989, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan marked a significant departure from the familiar environs of Camp Crystal Lake. Directed by Rob Hedden, this eighth installment in the long-running slasher franchise attempted to reinvigorate the series by placing its iconic antagonist, Jason Voorhees, in the bustling urban landscape of New York City. The film’s premise—promising an adrenaline-charged collision between rural horror and metropolitan chaos—remains an intriguing concept. However, despite the potential for fresh narrative and stylistic opportunities, the end result stands as a polarizing entry that reveals both the creative constraints of franchise filmmaking and the evolving expectations of late-1980s horror audiences.

Monday, March 9, 2026

Brain Candy: Still Entertaining you, "Chemically."

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is a jagged, prophetic disaster that arrived thirty years too early to be understood as the horror-documentary it actually is. In 1996, it was marketed as a wacky Canadian sketch movie, but beneath the wigs and the surrealist musical numbers lies a viciously accurate autopsy of the American pharmaceutical machine. The plot follows Dr. Chris Cooper, a scientist who accidentally invents Gleemonex, a pill that locks users into their happiest memory to cure depression.

Friday, March 6, 2026

Basket Case 2: Hey! This Isn't A Sandwich!

Let us immediately establish the cinematic coordinates of this completely unhinged artifact. In 1982, writer-director Frank Henenlotter unleashed Basket Case, a grimy, 16mm masterpiece of urban decay about a deeply traumatized young man, Duane, carrying his telepathic, homicidal, surgically severed mutant twin brother, Belial, in a wicker basket to exact revenge on the doctors who separated them. It was a flawless exercise in Times Square grindhouse cinema.

Sunday, March 1, 2026

Pet Sematary (1989): A Cinematic Exploration of Grief, Ego, and the Inescapable Nature of Death

True horror, the kind that lingers, the kind that permeates the mind and soul, does not rely on the grotesque or the supernatural. It is the horror of inevitability, of powerlessness, of watching something unfold with the growing realization that there is no stopping it. Pet Sematary, released in 1989 and directed by Mary Lambert, is a film that understands this. Based on Stephen King’s harrowing 1983 novel, the film is not just a ghost story, nor is it merely a cautionary tale about meddling with forces beyond human comprehension. It is a dissertation on grief, denial, and the slow, soul-consuming nature of loss, a story about a man who cannot accept what life has taken from him, who cannot admit his own limitations, and who, in his desperation, brings about his own destruction.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Return of the Living Dead Part II: If The Less Pretty Daughter That Makes Jewelry Was A Film

​Nobody expected much from Return of the Living Dead Part II.

That’s not an insult — that’s context. It was 1988. The sequel industrial complex was cranking out horror follow-ups like a factory with a head injury. Friday the 13th was on its seventh installment. Nightmare on Elm Street had turned Freddy into a punchline with a glove. Sequels existed to extract money from brand recognition and disappear quietly into the VHS discount bin.

Part II had other plans.

Friday, February 27, 2026

Scream 7: The "Gremlins 2" of the Scream Saga...

There’s a certain weight that comes with a Scream movie now, and Scream 7 walks into that weight fully aware of it. This isn’t just another sequel trying to outdo the last one with bigger set pieces or louder kills. It’s a film that knows the conversation surrounding it is just as important as what’s happening on screen, and instead of avoiding that, it leans directly into it.